so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

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turpentinehoneybee:

tespian-mage:

SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE

NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL

TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK

NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK

HOLY FUCK TREES STOP

TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG

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